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Funny Kids Joke, Fly With No Wings

Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?

A. A walk.

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Father Son Prison Joke

An old man living alone on his farm writes to his son in prison.

“Dear Jim, I’m feeling down because I’m just too old to plant my potato garden this year. It’s too much digging.”

Jim write back. “Dad, don’t dig up the garden that’s where I buried the bodies!”

That day a van full of FBI agents stormed into the backyard and dug up the entire garden. They didn’t find anything and left apologizing to the old man.

Soon the farmer received another letter.

“Dear Dad, It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Jim”

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Why Babies Spitup Joke

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ~ Jeff Foxworthy

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Hell Joke

Heck is where people go who don’t believe in gosh

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Missing You Dear Joke

A man was throwing darts at a picture of his wife, but all were missing the target.

Suddenly his wife called him on his phone, “Honey, what are you doing?”

Thinking quickly the husband replied, “Missing you dear.”

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