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The absentminded Biology teacher started off his class by saying, “Today we are going to dissect a frog.”
He unwraps some paper at his desk and reveals a sandwich.
After a bit of silence he mutters, “That’s funny I distinctly remember eating lunch earlier!”
A frog goes to a fortune teller to find out if he will ever be lucky in love.
The fortune teller reads his palm and tells the frog, “I have good news and I have bad news. Which would you like to hear first?”
The frog asks for the good news first.
The fortune teller says, “You are going to meet a pretty girl who is going to want to know all about you.”
“Great,” says the frog. “What’s the bad news?”
“The bad news is you’re going to meet her in biology class.” replies the fortune teller.