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One Hand Man Corny Joke

Where does a man with only one hand shop?

At a secondhand store.

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A Penny For Your Thoughts Joke

“A penny for your thoughts” is one expression you’ll never hear your Psychiatrist say.

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Make Money At Home Joke

Police officer: How did you get involved in counterfeiting?

Prisoner: I saw an ad that said, “Make money at home.”

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Smart Cat Joke

Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?

Yes, a spelling bee!

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Will Joke

Where there’s a will there’s a relative

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Not Afraid Of Death Joke

I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ~ Woody Allen

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Why Babies Spitup Joke

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ~ Jeff Foxworthy

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Hell Joke

Heck is where people go who don’t believe in gosh

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Corny Stereotype Joke

Q. Give me an example of a stereotype?

A. Sony

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Children Repeat Evreything Joke

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

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