Cheap Restaurant Joke

As they were walking through the city, a couple stopped into a cheap looking restaurant to relax. As they were about to have a seat, they noticed crumbs on their chair, so they took a napkin, brushed it off, and only then, had a seat.

When it was their turn to order, the woman told the waitress that she’d like a cup of coffee. “And what would you like, sir?” she questioned the man. “I’ll have a coffee too, just make sure the cup is clean.”

A few minutes later, the waitress came out with the two coffees. “Well, here you are!” she said. “I’m sorry, remind me which one of you wanted the clean cup?”

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