List Of Differences Between Love And Marriage Joke

Top 10 differences between love and marriage

  1. Love is cuddling on the couch. Marriage is deciding which couch.
  2. Love is a flickering flame. Marriage is a flickering TV.
  3. Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
  4. Love is talking about having kids. Marriage is talking of getting a break from the kids.
  5. Love is sweet nothing in the ear. Marriage is nothing in the bank.
  6. Love is when you phone each other just to say Hi. Marriage is when you phone each other to find out when to pick up the kids.
  7. Love is like one long sweet dream. Marriage is like an alarm clock.
  8. Love is when you say you would go through hell for her. Marriage is hell.
  9. Love is when you decide to become one. Marriage is when you try to decide which one.
  10. Love is when he yearns for her. Marriage is when he earns for her.
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