Funny Fail Pick Up Lines

An older guy is at a bar and he sees a beautiful girl alone at the other end of the bar. Knowing she is too young for him but relying on his tried and true trusty pick up line he goes up to her and says, “Where have you been all my life?”

“Well,” she says “For the first half of it I wasn’t even born.”

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