High Blood Pressure Joke

Sammy couldn’t take it anymore.  His wife Shirley had been nudging him for months to see the Doctor about his high blood pressure.  He had finally made the appointment simply because he couldn’t take it any longer.

As he walked in the front door after his appointment, an anxious Shirley was there waiting for him.  Bracing herself for the worst, she asked Sammy how the appointment went, as she nervously eyed the bottle of pills he had come home with.

“Everything’s fine”, Sammy happily told her.  All he gave me was this bottle of tranquilizers.”

“Tranquilizers?” asked a confused Shirley.  “I’ve never heard of them giving tranquilizers?!”

“Oh, they’re not for me,” Sammy triumphantly replied.  “They’re for you!”

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