How To Stop Thumb Sucking Joke

Johnny sucked his thumb all the time, and his mother had tried everything to try to make him stop.

She was talking with a friend who she said she used to have the same problem with her daughter.

“What did you do?” Johnny’s mother asked.

Her friend replied, “I told her that if she didn’t stop, a large pimple would grow in her stomach.”

Johnny’s mothers tried it the next day with Johnny.

While telling it to her son, his eyes widened, and he immediately stopped sucking, just like that.

A week later, Johnny and his mother were on a bus trying to find a seat. They made their way to the back of the bus, where a “very” pregnant lady sat.

Johnny took one look at the lady and blurted out, “I know what you’ve been doing!”

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