Memory Loss Joke

At age 80, Sam was telling his good friend Harry about a book of memory tricks that he was reading.  “I’m telling you,” he exclaimed, “ever since I started reading the book, my memory has gotten better!”

“Wow!” responded an amazed Harry.  “What’s the title of the book?”

“Well,” said Sam ,after hesitating for a second. “You know that jewel that’s round and white, and comes from oysters….?” Asked Sam. “What’s it called again?” “A pearl?” answered Harry.

“That’s right,” said Sam.

“Pearl!” hollered Sam,  “what’s that book of memory tricks I’ve been reading called?  Harry wants to see it!”

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