Mohel Cuts On A Slant Joke

Harry and Dave are standing next to each other at the urinals doing their thing.

Harry turns to Dave and says, “Did you attend the West Street Synagogue as a kid?”

Surprised, Dave says “Yes, I did. Do I know you?”

“Was Rabbi Cohen your Mohel?” asks Harry.

“Yes, how did you know?” replies Dave.

Harry answers, “Rabbi Cohen always cuts on a slant and you’re peeing all over my shoe!”

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