Old Man Gym Joke

An older man was working out at the gym. He was not in good shape, but he perked up when he spotted a gorgeous young woman stretching on the other side of the gym.

He finally caught the trainer’s eye and motioned him over.

“Can I help you?” the trainer asked.

“Yeah,” the old man said, huffing even though he was only pushing 10 pounds. “That girl over there….”

The trainer takes a quick look. “Yes. She’s in great shape, eh?”

 “Yeah,” the guy says, puffing. “What machine in this place should I use to impress her?”

“There’s only one machine that could possibly work, if you’re up to it,” the trainer said.

 “What is it!?” the sweaty old man insisted.

“The ATM in the lobby.”

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