Three psychiatrist are talking about how everyone comes to them with their problems but they have no one to go to with their problems. They agree to share their problems with each other.
The first psychiatrist says, “I’m addicted to Barbiturates. I write myself prescriptions all the time.”
The second psychiatrist says, “I’m a compulsive gambler. I overcharge my patients to pay for my gambling addiction.”
The third psychiatrist says, “I can’t keep a secret. My patients tell me their secrets in confidence and I divulge it to everyone.”