Red Neck Hunters Joke

Billy Ray and his buddies go hunting. They are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, and his eyes roll back. Billy Ray pulls out his phone and calls the 911. He frantically shouts to the operator: “We were hunting, I’m not sure what happened but I think my friend is dead! What should I do?”

The operator, in a soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, and then a shot is heard.

Billy Ray comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what? “

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