Rich Old Man Joke

A rich penny-pinching elderly man is on his deathbed. He turns to his long-suffering wife and says, “I want to take my money with me when I die. Promise me you’ll put it in the coffin with me.” His wife promises.

At the funeral, the new widow goes to the coffin and slips a box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. “Are you nuts?” she exclaims “He’s dead! Take the money for yourself.”

“I promised him I would and so I did. But, don’t worry.” the widow reassures her “I placed all the money in a new account I opened under my own name. Then I wrote him a check which I just placed in the coffin. He needs to deposit it to get the money. If he can cash it he can spend it!”

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