So Cheap Joke

Dave has been a cheap tight-wad his whole life.

His family gathers around him as he lies on his death bed.

Dave peers up at them and asks, “Is everybody here? Where’s Bessie?”

“I’m here.” his wife says.

“The kids?”

“We’re here, Dad” they reply.

“Don’t worry Dave, everybody’s here.” Bessie reassures him.

Dave jumps up in bed and yells, “Well, if everybody’s here then why is the light on in the kitchen!”

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