Talking Centipede Pet Joke

Tom spends a lot of money at his local pet store on a talking centipede which comes in a little box.

Excited to show off his new pet to his friends, Tom asks the centipede in the box if he’d like to go out to the bar for a drink.

There is no answer from his new friend and pet. Tom begins to wonder if his talking centipede can actually talk.

Impatiently, he puts his face up close to the box and shouts, “Hey you in there! Would you like to go out for a drink with me.”

A little voice comes from the box, “I heard you the first time! I’m putting on my shoes.”

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