Talking Greyhound Dog Joke

Three race horses are taking in a stable.

One of them starts to boast, “In the last 20 races, I’ve won 13 of them!”

The second says, “Well in the last 27 races, I’ve won 18!!”

“That’s pretty good” says the third one “but in the last 36 races, I’ve won 27!”  and he flicks his tail.

Looking around, they notice that a greyhound dog has sat there quietly listening. “I don’t mean to boast,” says the greyhound, “but in my last 90 races, I’ve won 88 of them!”

The horses are amazed. “Wow!” says one, after a hushed silence. “A talking dog.”

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