Ten Commandments Joke

Moses had been up on the mountain for a long time. The People of Israel were getting nervous. Where was he? The tension continued to build until finally a man is seen making his way down the mountain carrying something.

The people gathered at the foot of the mountain. Moses reaches the bottom and faces the crowd.

“My people, I have good news and I have bad news. The good news is I have negotiated with the Lord and brought him down from twenty to ten. The bad news is adultery is still in.”

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