Waiting To Divorce Joke

An elderly couple walks into the office of a divorce lawyer.

“We want a divorce.” they tell him.

Taken aback the lawyer asks them how old they are. “I’m 87 and he’s 92.”, the wife replies.

“How long have you been married?” asks the lawyer. “65 years!” is the reply.

“So why now do you want a divorce?”, asks the lawyer.

“We wanted to wait until all the kids were dead.”

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