Wedding Anniversary Joke

Frank and Annette are at a party celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary together with friends and family at a nice restaurant. Frank doesn’t look so happy and his friend Michael a lawyer notices and goes over to him and asks him what’s wrong.

Frank says, “Remember fifteen years ago I asked you what would happen if I killed my wife Annette?”

“Yes, I do” replies Michael “I told you would get fifteen years in prison.”

“Well today I would have been a free man!” replies Frank.

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