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Why Babies Spitup Joke

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ~ Jeff Foxworthy

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Where’s the Baby Joke

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and see the new baby. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year-old mother says “not yet.”

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.”

Finally they say, “Well, when can we see the baby?”

The mother says, “When the baby cries.”

They ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

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