Category Archives: Children Jokes

Funny Childs Question About Weddings

“Why is the bride wearing all white?” asks the little child to her mother.

Her mother replies, “White is the color of purity and happiness, and today is the brides happiest day.”

The little girl thinks about that for a moment and then asks, “So why is the groom wearing all black”?

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Christmas Present Joke

A little girl comes running into the kitchen a few days before Christmas.

“Mom, guess what, you know how I’ve been asking you for a stroller for my doll for Christmas.”

“Yes,” her mother slowly replies.

“Well, you don’t have to get me one, we already have one, I just found one under your bed! Could you get me a doll house instead?”

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Funny Answer To Priest About Mother’s Bedtime Prayer

A priest is talking to a little boy at the end of the days service.

“So your Mom says prayers with you before you go to sleep, what prayer does she say?

The boy responds, “Well, usually she just says, Thank God he’s in bed.”

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Mom, Why Is Your Hair Turning White Joke

A little girl is watching her mother in the kitchen. She notices some strands of her mothers hair are tuning white.

“Mom,” she asks “Why is some of your hair turning white?”

Annoyed, her mother responds “Because I have a little girl who is constantly making trouble and causing me to worry.”

The little girl thinks about it for a few minutes and says, “Mom, so why is Grandma’s hair all white?”

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Funny Christmas Present Joke

It’s Christmas morning and five-year old John has finished opening his gifts.

Unfortunately for John he has received lots of clothes and not as many toys as he was anticipating.

“John, where are you going?” His mother asks.

“Upstairs to my room,” he answers dejectedly, “to play with my new scarf.”

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No Kids Joke

Laura is telling Jill, her new neighbor about her kids and grandkids. After a bit she asks Jill about her children. Jill replies, “We don’t have any children.” Genuinely shocked, Laura blurts out, “But what do you do for aggravation?”

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Children Want Your Money Joke

Money isn’t everything but it sure does help keep you in touch with your children!

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Catch and Kiss Joke

An honest second grader admitted calmly to her parents that Tommy had kissed her during recess.

“How did that happen?” gasped her mother.

“It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped me catch him”.

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Children Repeat Evreything Joke

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

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How To Stop Thumb Sucking Joke

Johnny sucked his thumb all the time, and his mother had tried everything to try to make him stop.

She was talking with a friend who she said she used to have the same problem with her daughter.

“What did you do?” Johnny’s mother asked.

Her friend replied, “I told her that if she didn’t stop, a large pimple would grow in her stomach.”

Johnny’s mothers tried it the next day with Johnny.

While telling it to her son, his eyes widened, and he immediately stopped sucking, just like that.

A week later, Johnny and his mother were on a bus trying to find a seat. They made their way to the back of the bus, where a “very” pregnant lady sat.

Johnny took one look at the lady and blurted out, “I know what you’ve been doing!”

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