Category Archives: Daughter Jokes

Father-In-Law Money Joke

Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement:

“What does he do? Does he have any money?”

Daughter: “You men are all alike. That’s the first thing he asked me about you!”

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Father Doesn’t Like Boyfriend Joke

A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

Horrified by his appearance and lack of manners, her father can barely be civil.

“Dear,” he say after the boyfriend finally leaves, “That boy is trouble. You can do better than that bum!”

“But Daddy,” she says “If he wasn’t such a sweetie why would he be doing so much community service?”

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Mother to Daughter Advice

Mother to daughter advice:

Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend

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