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Funny Joke About Divorce

Interviewer to applicant applying for job at Citrus Grove.

“Do you have any experience picking Lemons?”

“Well, I’ve been divorced four times”

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Grounds For Divorce Joke

Jack and Sally are in divorce court after a short marriage of only a few months.

“What is the reason for the divorce?” asks the judge.

“Well, after eight weeks of marriage we are unable to agree on anything.” answers Jack.

“He means seven weeks.” says Sally.

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Waiting To Divorce Joke

An elderly couple walks into the office of a divorce lawyer.

“We want a divorce.” they tell him.

Taken aback the lawyer asks them how old they are. “I’m 87 and he’s 92.”, the wife replies.

“How long have you been married?” asks the lawyer. “65 years!” is the reply.

“So why now do you want a divorce?”, asks the lawyer.

“We wanted to wait until all the kids were dead.”

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