Category Archives: Father Jokes

Joke About Child And Daddy Hanging From A Ladder

Hanging From A Ladder funny

“Mom, I just knocked over the ladder in the backyard!”

“Oh, well tell your Daddy.”

“He knows. He’s hanging from the roof.”

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Funny Things Kids Say To Parents

Overheard at a bookstore

Son: “Dad, does it really tell you how?”

Father: “How what?”

Son: “How to Kill A Mockingbird.”

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Father Doesn’t Like Boyfriend Joke

A girl brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents.

Horrified by his appearance and lack of manners, her father can barely be civil.

“Dear,” he say after the boyfriend finally leaves, “That boy is trouble. You can do better than that bum!”

“But Daddy,” she says “If he wasn’t such a sweetie why would he be doing so much community service?”

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Abraham Lincoln Father Son Joke

Father: Son, when Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school in a foot of snow.

Son: Well when he was your age, he was president.

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