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Cute Grandchildren Joke

A little girl was sitting on her grandmothers lap as she read her a book. She repeatedly touched her grandmothers cheek and then her own fascinated by the difference.

“Grandma” she asked, “Did God make you?”

“Yes dear,” Grandma replied, “God made me a long time ago.”

“Did God make me?” she asked.

“Yes, God made you too.” Answered Grandma.

“Well he sure has gotten better over the years, hasn’t he?

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Forgetful Grandfather Joke

My grandfather’s a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
– Ron Richards

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