Category Archives: Baby Jokes

Telling Child You’re Pregnant Joke

Being a first grade teacher can be very amusing. It’s especially entertaining to hear how they describe what’s going on in the family. For instance, when Harry told be that his mom was having a baby, he was glowing! He was so excited that he reminded me about it every day. Suddenly, one day, he didn’t mention a word about it. Out of my concern I questioned him why. “Well”, he replied, “last night my mom told me that I can feel the baby moving in her stomach, I’m afraid she must have eaten it!”

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Why Babies Spitup Joke

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? ~ Jeff Foxworthy

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Where’s the Baby Joke

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year-old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and see the new baby. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year-old mother says “not yet.”

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.”

Finally they say, “Well, when can we see the baby?”

The mother says, “When the baby cries.”

They ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

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