Category Archives: Children Jokes

Catch and Kiss Joke

An honest second grader admitted calmly to her parents that Tommy had kissed her during recess.

“How did that happen?” gasped her mother.

“It wasn’t easy,” admitted her daughter, “but three girls helped me catch him”.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Tagged | Comments

Grandaughter Joke

I didn’t know that my granddaughter had learned her colors, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask her what color it was and she would tell me.

As she was leaving she said to me, “Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!”

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 3.8/5 (4 votes cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Comments

Children Repeat Evreything Joke

Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 1.0/5 (1 vote cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Tagged , | Comments

How To Stop Thumb Sucking Joke

Johnny sucked his thumb all the time, and his mother had tried everything to try to make him stop.

She was talking with a friend who she said she used to have the same problem with her daughter.

“What did you do?” Johnny’s mother asked.

Her friend replied, “I told her that if she didn’t stop, a large pimple would grow in her stomach.”

Johnny’s mothers tried it the next day with Johnny.

While telling it to her son, his eyes widened, and he immediately stopped sucking, just like that.

A week later, Johnny and his mother were on a bus trying to find a seat. They made their way to the back of the bus, where a “very” pregnant lady sat.

Johnny took one look at the lady and blurted out, “I know what you’ve been doing!”

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 3.0/5 (2 votes cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Tagged | Comments

Mommy Tool Joke

While putting together furniture, Jessica asked her friends young son for a screwdriver.

“Do you want a “Daddy” screwdriver or a “Mommy” screwdriver?” the little boy inquired.

Baffled, Jessica replied, “How about a “Mommy” screwdriver.”

The child came back and passed her a butter knife

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 0.0/5 (0 votes cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Comments

Learning How to Write Joke

Excited Child: I learned how to write in school today.

Mother: Wow, that’s great! What did you write?

Child: I don’t know. They haven’t taught us how to read yet!

VN:F [1.9.22_1171]
Rate this Joke:
Rating: 2.0/5 (2 votes cast)
Posted in Children Jokes | Comments