Category Archives: Mom Jokes

Christmas Present Joke

A little girl comes running into the kitchen a few days before Christmas.

“Mom, guess what, you know how I’ve been asking you for a stroller for my doll for Christmas.”

“Yes,” her mother slowly replies.

“Well, you don’t have to get me one, we already have one, I just found one under your bed! Could you get me a doll house instead?”

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Funny Answer To Priest About Mother’s Bedtime Prayer

A priest is talking to a little boy at the end of the days service.

“So your Mom says prayers with you before you go to sleep, what prayer does she say?

The boy responds, “Well, usually she just says, Thank God he’s in bed.”

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Mom, Why Is Your Hair Turning White Joke

A little girl is watching her mother in the kitchen. She notices some strands of her mothers hair are tuning white.

“Mom,” she asks “Why is some of your hair turning white?”

Annoyed, her mother responds “Because I have a little girl who is constantly making trouble and causing me to worry.”

The little girl thinks about it for a few minutes and says, “Mom, so why is Grandma’s hair all white?”

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Stay at Home Mom Joke, Funny Conversation Between Mother and Daughter

Funny conversation between Mother and Daughter

Mother to Daughter: “You know, one thing about retirement, Friday isn’t exciting anymore. It’s not the end of the work week, it’s just another day. In fact every day is Friday.”

Daughter to Mother: “I know just what you mean. Being a stay-at-home mom, every day is Monday!”

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Your Cat Died Joke

A man who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to tell him of any emergencies.

A few days into his trip, his cat slipped while climbing the roof, fell off and died. His friend immediately texts him with the message: “Your cat died!”

In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief. When he saw his friend he yelled at him, “Why didn’t you break the news to me slowly? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message ‘Your cat climbed up on the roof today’, and the next day you could’ve written, ‘Your cat fell off the roof’ and let me down gradually that he died.”

After a quick memorial service, the man left again to continue his trip. A few days later he gets a text from his friend. It read, “Your mother climbed up on the roof today.”

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Mom and Child Bath Joke

A mom was washing her little boy’s hair in the bath.

She said to him, “My how your hair has grown, you’re going to need another haircut”.

The little boy replied, “Well, that’s what happens when you water it.”

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