Category Archives: Son Jokes

Funny Things Kids Say To Parents

Overheard at a bookstore

Son: “Dad, does it really tell you how?”

Father: “How what?”

Son: “How to Kill A Mockingbird.”

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Abraham Lincoln Father Son Joke

Father: Son, when Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school in a foot of snow.

Son: Well when he was your age, he was president.

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Brains In The Family Joke

Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?

Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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Firecracker Joke

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger then your pop.

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Father Son Prison Joke

An old man living alone on his farm writes to his son in prison.

“Dear Jim, I’m feeling down because I’m just too old to plant my potato garden this year. It’s too much digging.”

Jim write back. “Dad, don’t dig up the garden that’s where I buried the bodies!”

That day a van full of FBI agents stormed into the backyard and dug up the entire garden. They didn’t find anything and left apologizing to the old man.

Soon the farmer received another letter.

“Dear Dad, It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Jim”

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Dad, Send Me Money Joke

Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad

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