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Category Archives: Son Jokes
Overheard at a bookstore
Son: “Dad, does it really tell you how?”
Father: “How what?”
Son: “How to Kill A Mockingbird.”
Father: Son, when Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school in a foot of snow.
Son: Well when he was your age, he was president.
Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?
Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.
What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?
My pop is bigger then your pop.
An old man living alone on his farm writes to his son in prison.
“Dear Jim, I’m feeling down because I’m just too old to plant my potato garden this year. It’s too much digging.”
Jim write back. “Dad, don’t dig up the garden that’s where I buried the bodies!”
That day a van full of FBI agents stormed into the backyard and dug up the entire garden. They didn’t find anything and left apologizing to the old man.
Soon the farmer received another letter.
“Dear Dad, It was the best I could do under the circumstances. Love, Jim”
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