Category Archives: Cat Jokes

Funny Quote About Cats

Cats regard people as warm-blooded furniture. – Jacquelyn Mitchard

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Copy Cat Joke, Silly Kids Joke

There were ten cats on top of a car and one jumped off. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Why Did The Cat Cross The Road

Why Did The Cat Cross The Road?

Because his owner didn’t want him too.

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Your Cat Died Joke

A man who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left he told his best friend to tell him of any emergencies.

A few days into his trip, his cat slipped while climbing the roof, fell off and died. His friend immediately texts him with the message: “Your cat died!”

In a few hours he was back home, having cut short his trip in grief. When he saw his friend he yelled at him, “Why didn’t you break the news to me slowly? You know how close I was to my cat! You could have sent a message ‘Your cat climbed up on the roof today’, and the next day you could’ve written, ‘Your cat fell off the roof’ and let me down gradually that he died.”

After a quick memorial service, the man left again to continue his trip. A few days later he gets a text from his friend. It read, “Your mother climbed up on the roof today.”

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Smart Cat Joke

Can anything be smarter than a cat that can count?

Yes, a spelling bee!

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