Category Archives: Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer, Rabbi and Hindu Joke

A lawyer, rabbi and Hindu are travelling together through the country. They stop at a farmhouse and ask to spend the night. The farmer says, “I have space for two of you in the house, one of you will have to sleep in the barn.”

The Hindu offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the Hindu comes back and says, “There is a cow in the barn. Cows are sacred in my religion. I can’t sleep together with a cow.

The rabbi offers to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the rabbi comes back and says, “There is a pig in the barn. Pigs are unclean in my religion. I can’t sleep together with a pig.

So, the lawyer goes to sleep in the barn. After a few minutes the pig and the cow knock on the door….

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Cost Of A Lawyer Joke

Tom needs some legal advice and so he walks into a lawyers office. As they sit down Tom remembers to ask the lawyer about the cost.

“How much do you charge for advice?” Tom asks.

“One hundred and fifty dollars for three questions.” responds the lawyer.

Shocked, Tom asks, “Isn’t that expensive?”

“Yes,” replies the lawyer, “What is your third question?”

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Wedding Anniversary Joke

Frank and Annette are at a party celebrating their twentieth wedding anniversary together with friends and family at a nice restaurant. Frank doesn’t look so happy and his friend Michael a lawyer notices and goes over to him and asks him what’s wrong.

Frank says, “Remember fifteen years ago I asked you what would happen if I killed my wife Annette?”

“Yes, I do” replies Michael “I told you would get fifteen years in prison.”

“Well today I would have been a free man!” replies Frank.

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Waiting To Divorce Joke

An elderly couple walks into the office of a divorce lawyer.

“We want a divorce.” they tell him.

Taken aback the lawyer asks them how old they are. “I’m 87 and he’s 92.”, the wife replies.

“How long have you been married?” asks the lawyer. “65 years!” is the reply.

“So why now do you want a divorce?”, asks the lawyer.

“We wanted to wait until all the kids were dead.”

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