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Category Archives: Doctor Jokes
Doctor to Patient:
I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re not a hypochondriac.
Tom, a middle age gentlemen has a flatulence problem. He finally gets himself to the doctor.
“Doc”, he says “I’ve got a problem. I’m farting all the time. But, they are soundless and odorless. In fact since I’ve been in the this office I’ve farted 20 times.”
The doctor gives Tom a prescription and tells him to come back in a few weeks. Tom comes back in a few weeks and complains, “You made it worse, I’m still farting but now they smell terrible.”
The doctor says, “Well, we fixed your sense of smell now let’s work on your hearing.”
Doctor: You’re going to have to stop taking your troubles to sleep with you if you want to cure your insomnia.
Patient: I know but what can I do my wife refuses to sleep alone.
The doctor asks his patient, “Which news do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad?”
The patient replies, “The good news.”
The doctor says, “Well, the good news is you’re about to have a disease named after you”
A man walked into his Doctors office. He had a tomato on his nose, A carrot in one ear and a zucchini in the other ear.
“Doctor,” he asked “What’s wrong with me?”
“That’s easy,” said the doctor. “You’re not eating right”