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Funny Quote About Prayer And Schizophrenia

Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic? ~ Lily Tomlin

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Mental Patient Joke

The psychiatrist moves close to the young man in the hospital room. He is staring straight ahead oblivious to his surroundings. Suddenly he starts yelling, “I can’t see! I can’t see!”

Taken aback, the psychiatrist turns to the boy’s mother who is sitting nearby, “Has long has this been going on?”

“Ever since you stepped in front of the TV.” is the lackadaisical response.

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