Category Archives: Son-In-Law Jokes

Rich Father-In-Law Joke

On his wedding day Dave’s father-in-law Lewis came up to him and said, “For your wedding present I decided to make you a partner my business all I need to know from now is what department you would like to start working in. What about sales?”

“I’m no good in sales.” said Dave.

“Ok, how about marketing?” said his father-in-law.

“I’m not good with people.” said Dave.

After a bit of though Dave replied, “I have a much better idea. How about are you buying me out.”

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Mother In Law Visiting Joke

Man to Vet: Doctor, I need you to cut the tail off my dog.

Vet: Why would you ask me to such a terrible thing?

Man to Vet: My mother in law is coming to visit tomorrow and I want her to know she’s not welcome. If she see’s the dog wagging it’s tail she may decide to stay longer.

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Save The Mother-In-Law Joke

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law.

One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her mother. The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go.

Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face.

The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”

“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband. “The lion can take care of himself”

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