Category Archives: God Jokes

Sandy, an older women in her fifties, has a near death experience on the operating table. She sees God who tells her not to worry she has at least another thirty years to live.

Sandy decides she’s anyway in the hospital and she had another thirty years to live, she should make the most of it. She has plastic surgery on her face, Botox and breast augmentation.

A few week later she’s crossing the street and gets hit by a car and is killed. She comes up to heaven and sees God.

“I don’t understand,” she says to God “You said I had another thirty years?”

God answers her, “I didn’t recognize you.”