Category Archives: Teacher Jokes

“Well, I think the time has finally come,” the professor sadly exclaimed.  “As you all know, I was visiting the Dean as he was on his deathbed, and as he took he his last breaths in this world, he put great effort into writing me a message onto a piece of paper.  I could see how difficult just jotting down the message was for him, and then he signaled to me to come and take the paper from him.  I have been waiting,”  the professor said emotionally, “to share this message with all of you, the students of this University in which he took so much pride in.  I will now read his words to you, which I myself have not yet read.”  With that the professor unfolded the piece of paper he had been holding onto since the death of the Dean, and read in a loud clear voice for all the students to hear, ” You are standing on my oxygen wire, MOVE!”