Category Archives: Insults

Dumb Husband Joke

Q: How do you know that a married man is about to say something smart?

A: It always starts with “She said…”

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Brains In The Family Joke

Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?

Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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Peeping Tom Mother-In-Law Joke

Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

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Joke About Reading Of The Last Will

An attorney was reading the last will of a rich man to his family.

“To you, my dear wife Rose, who stood by me in tough times, as well as good, I leave the house and $2 million.”

The attorney continued, “To my daughter Rebecca, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave the yacht, the company and $1 million.”

The attorney concluded, “And, to my cousin Larry, who loathed me, schemed against me, and thought that I would never mention him in my last will – well you are wrong. Hi Larry!

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You’re So Dumb Joke

You’re so dumb, you’d stare at an orange juice can for hours, because it says concentrate.

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