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Funny Lumberjack Joke, Desert Or Forest

A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work.

He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.”

The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what I can do.”

The boss replies, “Ok, see that giant tree over there, go cut it down.”

The skinny lumberjack cuts it down without breaking a sweat.

“Wow!” says the boss, “Where did you learn how to cut trees like that?”

“In the Sahara Forest.” the lumberjack replies.

“You mean the Sahara Desert?” says the boss.

“Well sure, that’s what they call it now!” laughs the lumberjack.

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Genie Joke Three Wishes

The CEO is in a cab with his two Senior Manager on the way to a business lunch. In the cab is an odd-looking lamp. The CEO picks it up and rubs it and a genie appears. The genie looks around and says, “I’ll give each of you one wish.”

The first Senior Manager eagerly grabs the lamp from his boss and says, “I’m relaxing on a beautiful yacht in the Bahamas without a worry in the world.”

Poof! The first Senior Manager disappears.

The second Senior Manager grabs the lamp and shouts, “I’m in the Swiss Alps, skiing with only the beautiful landscape for company.”

Poof! The second Senior Manager disappears.

The CEO watches them disappear. He then picks up lamp and says, “I want those two idiots back in the office after lunch.”

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