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Health Insurance Joke

Funny Hospital Gown

Q. How is Health insurance just like a hospital gown.

A. You only think you’re covered.

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Car Accident Joke

Car Accident Joke

A woman returns to her car after shopping and is furious to find the side of her car is smashed in.

On the windshield is a note.

Relieved she picks it up and reads what it says:

As I’m writing this a bunch of people are watching me. They think I’m writing down my name, number and insurance information. But I’m not.

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Funny Lumberjack Joke, Desert Or Forest

A skinny lumberjack shows up at a lumber camp looking for work.

He is told, “You don’t have what it takes. We’re looking for someone big and strong.”

The skinny lumberjack replies, “Give me a chance to show you what I can do.”

The boss replies, “Ok, see that giant tree over there, go cut it down.”

The skinny lumberjack cuts it down without breaking a sweat.

“Wow!” says the boss, “Where did you learn how to cut trees like that?”

“In the Sahara Forest.” the lumberjack replies.

“You mean the Sahara Desert?” says the boss.

“Well sure, that’s what they call it now!” laughs the lumberjack.

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Father-In-Law Money Joke

Father to daughter upon her announcing her engagement:

“What does he do? Does he have any money?”

Daughter: “You men are all alike. That’s the first thing he asked me about you!”

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Flight Attendant One Liner, Airplane Joke

Funny Flight Attendant Announcement

Please decide what you will be doing before you enter the lavatory, as once you enter there is no turning around.

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Funny Conversation God and Man

Man: What’s a million years to you?

God: A minute.

Man: Well, what’s a million dollars to you?

God: A penny.

Man: Can I have a penny?

God: Sure, in a minute.

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Cost Of A Lawyer Joke

Tom needs some legal advice and so he walks into a lawyers office. As they sit down Tom remembers to ask the lawyer about the cost.

“How much do you charge for advice?” Tom asks.

“One hundred and fifty dollars for three questions.” responds the lawyer.

Shocked, Tom asks, “Isn’t that expensive?”

“Yes,” replies the lawyer, “What is your third question?”

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Stay at Home Mom Joke, Funny Conversation Between Mother and Daughter

Funny conversation between Mother and Daughter

Mother to Daughter: “You know, one thing about retirement, Friday isn’t exciting anymore. It’s not the end of the work week, it’s just another day. In fact every day is Friday.”

Daughter to Mother: “I know just what you mean. Being a stay-at-home mom, every day is Monday!”

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Funny Joke About Divorce

Interviewer to applicant applying for job at Citrus Grove.

“Do you have any experience picking Lemons?”

“Well, I’ve been divorced four times”

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So Cheap Joke

Dave has been a cheap tight-wad his whole life.

His family gathers around him as he lies on his death bed.

Dave peers up at them and asks, “Is everybody here? Where’s Bessie?”

“I’m here.” his wife says.

“The kids?”

“We’re here, Dad” they reply.

“Don’t worry Dave, everybody’s here.” Bessie reassures him.

Dave jumps up in bed and yells, “Well, if everybody’s here then why is the light on in the kitchen!”

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