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Brains In The Family Joke

Dad: Don’t you think our son gets his brains from me?

Mom: Probably, dear. I still have all of mine.

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Breaking Up Joke

“Breaking up is like trying to tip over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You have to rock it back and forth a couple of times.” —Jerry Seinfeld

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Lazy Husband Joke

“The best to get husbands way to do something is to suggest that perhaps they too old are to do it.” —Shirley MacLaine

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Funny Marriage Quote

You never realize how the human voice can change until a woman stops yelling at her husband and answers the phone
~ Neal O’Hara

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Forgetful Grandfather Joke

My grandfather’s a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
- Ron Richards

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Visiting Parents Joke

I took my parents back to the airport today. They leave tomorrow. – Margaret Smith

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Peeping Tom Mother-In-Law Joke

Last night the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

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Top 10 Corny Jokes List

  • What’s black and white and red all over.
    A newspaper.
  • What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
    It lets out a little whine.
  • What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.
  • What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill.
  • There are 3 types of people.
    Those who can count and those who can’t.
  • How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One. Two. One, Two. One.
  • Why did the math book look so sad?
    Cause he had a lot of problems
  • Why was the little strawberry crying?
    Because his parents were in a jam.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses.
    They’re everywhere.
  • What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
    Fast Food!
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Marriage Funny Quote

You know marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. – Bob Hope

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Not Afraid Of Death Joke

I’m not afraid of death. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. ~ Woody Allen

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