Category Archives: Corny Jokes

Math Joke

Who Invented Fractions?

Henry The Eight.

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Corny Jewish Dog Joke

How do you know when a Jewish puppy has finally matured into a dog?

He has a Bark Mitzvah!

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Corny Restaurant Joke

Restaurant Review for new restaurant which has opened on the Moon:

Great Food, Great Service, No Atmosphere.

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Hole In One Golf Joke

Q. Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one.

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Corny Baseball Joke

Which takes longer. Running from first base to second or second base to third?

From second to third because there is a shortstop in the middle.

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Electric Shock Joke

What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.

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Corny Penguin Joke

Girl: I’ve found a penguin.

Boy: Why don’t you take it to the zoo?

Girl: I took it to the zoo yesterday. Today we’re going to the movies.

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Corny Stereotype Joke

Q. Give me an example of a stereotype?

A. Sony

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Corny King Arthur Joke

Who invented King Arthur’s round table?

Sir Cumference!

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Corny Fish Joke

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh

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