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Top 10 Corny Jokes List

  • What’s black and white and red all over.
    A newspaper.
  • What happens to a grape when an elephant steps on it?
    It lets out a little whine.
  • What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
    A Nervous Wreck.
  • What’s black, white, black, white, black, white?
    A penguin rolling down a hill.
  • There are 3 types of people.
    Those who can count and those who can’t.
  • How many sound check guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One. Two. One, Two. One.
  • Why did the math book look so sad?
    Cause he had a lot of problems
  • Why was the little strawberry crying?
    Because his parents were in a jam.
  • It’s not hard to meet expenses.
    They’re everywhere.
  • What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a hamburger?
    Fast Food!
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Sleeping Bag Joke, Corny Joke For Children

Q. How do you convert a purse into a sleeping bag?

A. Put it to sleep.

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Fish Joke, Corny Joke For Kids

Q. Why are fish so bad at basketball?

A. There’s something about getting close to the net that freaks them out.

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Bird Joke, Corny Joke For Kids

Q. What did the mother bird say to little bird when he didn’t talk nicely?

A. Stop using fowl language.

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Corny Dog Joke For Kids

Q. Why don’t Dalmatians like to take baths?

A. They don’t want to be spotless.

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Play With Me Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna come out and play?

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Be Seeing You Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
B.C.
B.C. who?
Bye now, I’ll B.C.-ing you.

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Health Insurance Joke

Funny Hospital Gown

Q. How is Health insurance just like a hospital gown.

A. You only think you’re covered.

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Corny Flattened By Steam Roller Joke For Kids

Flattened by Steamroller
Did you hear about the man who was flattened by a steam roller?

He’s in the hospital, rooms 30 through 35.

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Biology Teacher Joke For Kids

Frog Joke
The absentminded Biology teacher started off his class by saying, “Today we are going to dissect a frog.”

He unwraps some paper at his desk and reveals a sandwich.

After a bit of silence he mutters, “That’s funny I distinctly remember eating lunch earlier!”

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