Category Archives: Knock Knock Jokes

Play With Me Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Joanna.
Joanna who?
Joanna come out and play?

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Be Seeing You Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
B.C.
B.C. who?
Bye now, I’ll B.C.-ing you.

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No Bell Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.

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Vonda Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Vonda.

Vonda who?

Vonda hear some great Knock Knock Jokes?

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No Knocking Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida Who?

Ida rather you didn’t come knocking at this time of night.

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Yo Mama Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Mama.

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Stop The Small Talk Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les stop the small talk and let me in already.

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Stand Back Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m going to break down the door.

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Bathtub Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

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All’s Well That Ends Well Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Oil Well.

Oil Well who?

Oil well that ends well.

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