Category Archives: Jokes For Kids

Harry Potter Magic Joke

Q. What does Harry Potter use to correct his magic?

A. A spell checker.

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Corny Snowmen Joke

Two snowmen are standing in a yard talking to each other when one stops and says, “Say, do you smell carrots?”

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No Bell Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I knocked.

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One Hand Man Corny Joke

Where does a man with only one hand shop?

At a secondhand store.

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Copy Cat Joke, Silly Kids Joke

There were ten cats on top of a car and one jumped off. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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Vonda Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Vonda.

Vonda who?

Vonda hear some great Knock Knock Jokes?

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Why Did The Cat Cross The Road

Why Did The Cat Cross The Road?

Because his owner didn’t want him too.

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False Teeth Joke

Boy to his sister:

Why are grandfather’s teeth like the stars?

I don’t know.

Because they come out at night.

 

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Silly Ruler Joke

A man was summoned to the king’s court and was amazed to find that the king was only a foot tall.

“What are you staring at?”, yelled the king “Haven’t you ever seen a twelve inch ruler?”

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Silly Golf Joke

Q. Why did the golfer change his socks?

A. He had a hole in one.

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