Category Archives: Jokes For Kids

Room Service Joke

Q. What does an embryo do when it’s hungry?

A. It calls womb service.

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Psychopath Joke

Q. What is a Psychopath?

A. Where crazy people run.

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No Knocking Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ida

Ida Who?

Ida rather you didn’t come knocking at this time of night.

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Yo Mama Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Joe Mama.

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AM Radio Joke

Did you listen the game last night on the radio?

No, my radio doesn’t work at night.

Why not?

It’s an AM radio.

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Large Hole Joke

What get larger if you take anything away from it?

A hole.

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Hunter Joke

What happened to the hunter who was following tracks in the woods?

He got hit by a train.

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Corny Eye Joke

What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me I think something smells.

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Abraham Lincoln Father Son Joke

Father: Son, when Lincoln was your age, he walked 10 miles to school in a foot of snow.

Son: Well when he was your age, he was president.

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Math Joke

Who Invented Fractions?

Henry The Eight.

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