Category Archives: Jokes For Kids

Dragon Joke

Q. What did the dragon say when he saw the knight in shining armor?

A. Oh no. Not more canned food!

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Stop The Small Talk Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Les.
Les who?
Les stop the small talk and let me in already.

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Rating: 2.8/5 (6 votes cast)
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Stand Back Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Stan.
Stan who?
Stan back, I’m going to break down the door.

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Rating: 4.4/5 (8 votes cast)
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Bathtub Knock Knock Joke

Knock, Knock.

Who’s there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning!

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Rating: 3.6/5 (9 votes cast)
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All’s Well That Ends Well Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Oil Well.

Oil Well who?

Oil well that ends well.

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Been There Done That Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Ben and Don.

Ben and Don Who?

Ben there, Don that.

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Rating: 2.5/5 (2 votes cast)
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Bless You Knock Knock Joke

Knock Knock!

Who’s there?

Etch

Etch Who?

Bless you.

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Corny Jewish Dog Joke

How do you know when a Jewish puppy has finally matured into a dog?

He has a Bark Mitzvah!

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Rating: 3.9/5 (9 votes cast)
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Corny Restaurant Joke

Restaurant Review for new restaurant which has opened on the Moon:

Great Food, Great Service, No Atmosphere.

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Rating: 3.0/5 (8 votes cast)
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Pet Store Joke

A father walks into a pet store and asks the owner for a hamster for his son.

“Sorry” says the owner “We don’t do trades.”

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Rating: 3.3/5 (7 votes cast)
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