Category Archives: Silly Jokes

Harry Potter Magic Joke

Q. What does Harry Potter use to correct his magic?

A. A spell checker.

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Copy Cat Joke, Silly Kids Joke

There were ten cats on top of a car and one jumped off. How many were left?

None. They were all copy cats.

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False Teeth Joke

Boy to his sister:

Why are grandfather’s¬†teeth like the stars?

I don’t know.

Because they come out at night.

 

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Silly Ruler Joke

A man was summoned to the king’s court and was amazed to find that the king was only a foot tall.

“What are you staring at?”, yelled the king “Haven’t you ever seen a twelve inch ruler?”

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Silly Golf Joke

Q. Why did the golfer change his socks?

A. He had a hole in one.

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Psychopath Joke

Q. What is a Psychopath?

A. Where crazy people run.

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Large Hole Joke

What get larger if you take anything away from it?

A hole.

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Hunter Joke

What happened to the hunter who was following tracks in the woods?

He got hit by a train.

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Pet Store Joke

A father walks into a pet store and asks the owner for a hamster for his son.

“Sorry” says the owner “We don’t do trades.”

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Hole In One Golf Joke

Q. Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?

A. In case he got a hole in one.

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