Category Archives: Silly Jokes

George Washington Joke

Why was George Washington buried standing up?

Because he never lied.

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Driveway Joke

When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Umbrella Joke

What goes up when the rain comes down?

An umbrella.

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Corny Car Joke

When is a car door not a door?

When it’s ajar.

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Slipper Joke

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper!

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Flat Feet Joke

Why do ducks have flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have flat feet?

To stamp out burning ducks.

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Firecracker Joke

What did the big firecracker say to the little firecracker?

My pop is bigger then your pop.

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Bee Joke

“What’s in style this fall?” a bee asked his Tailor.

Yellow Jackets

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Corny Toes Joke

Why were the ten toes nervous?

They were being followed by two heels.

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Worm Joke

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it’s middle and see which end smiles.

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