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Haven’t I Met You Before?, Pick Up Line Jokes

Adam And Eve Funny Pick Up linesPoor Adam. He was the only man in history who wasn’t able to use the “Haven’t I met you before?” pickup line.

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Funny Bar Joke, Failed Pick Up Line

A drunk goes over to a pretty lady at a bar and kisses her.

She stands up and slaps him across the face.

“I’m sorry,” he says “You look just like my wife. I though you were her.”

Furious, she yells at him, “Why you blasted no good drunk. How dare you touch me. You disgusting pervert!”

“Wow, you even sound like her.” replies the drunk.

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Funny Fail Pick Up Lines

An older guy is at a bar and he sees a beautiful girl alone at the other end of the bar. Knowing she is too young for him but relying on his tried and true trusty pick up line he goes up to her and says, “Where have you been all my life?”

“Well,” she says “For the first half of it I wasn’t even born.”

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